Wood Armor Pants

Three hundred wood left in the box after the 2x1 and the door, and you and your duo still have bare legs. That pile buys a pair of these each, at fifteen cloth and 150 wood a pair, no bench and nothing to learn. Legs are a big target in a bow fight, and the pants carry 100 durability, more than the 75 of the chestplate.

They go on over your burlap trousers, which stay underneath. The protection is basic by the game's own text, the same promise as the rest of the wood set, so treat them as padding against arrows and spears, not bullets.

The inflatable bunny costume and its chicken and horse siblings take the same place on your legs. They cost more wood and cloth and last less, so wear one for the laugh, never for a fight.

Once a Level 2 bench is up, one road sign, some leather and two sewing kits make a road sign kilt with 150 durability. Until then the wooden pair does the job, and the recycler returns half the wood when you retire it.