Gingerbread Suit

It exists for the Christmas photo. You open a small present on a December wipe, a gingerbread man falls out, and the clan has its mascot for the evening by the Christmas tree. The description promises a slightly crunchy suit and nothing more.

Read the row before you wear it into a fight. No recipe, no workbench, no durability: the same empty shape as the crate costume. You cannot craft a second one, and you should not expect armour from the first. Whether it keeps out any cold, the export does not say.

For the full joke, pair it with a candy cane club, another holiday drop with no recipe. Swap both for real kit before you roam.